Are you a nin-com-poop or a doe-doe bird?
Take the official nin-com-poop test!
A doe-doe bird will fall asleep ten yards before the shore line at low tide. A nin-com-poop will fall asleep ten feet before the shore line at low tide on an air mattress!
A doe-doe bird will blow up a balloon and let the air escape before tying the knot. A nin-com-poop will franticly blow up a balloon and not stop until the balloon burst in his face!
A doe-doe bird will not ask for directions when he is lost. A nin-com-poop will also not ask for directions when he is lost and pretends that he knows where he is!
A doe-doe bird takes a vacation in a third world country that is ruled by a ruthless dictator. A nin-com-poop hurls insults at a third world dictator while he is in that dictators country!
A doe-doe bird would like to swim with whales in the ocean. A nin-com poop believes that the whales want to swim with him!
A doe-doe bird eats a banana in front the gorilla's cage at the zoo. A nin-com-poop eats a banana in front of a gorilla in the jungle!
A doe-doe bird believes that dolphins can communicate with humans. A nin-com-poop tries to talk to one in Spanish!
A doe-doe bird falls asleep at a business meeting and starts to snore with his mouth wide open. A doe-doe bird snores with his mouth wide open while he is awake!
A doe-doe bird trips over a cat and calls the cat stupid. A nin-com-poop trips over a cat, calls the cat stupid then tries to kick the cat and falls on his butt a second time!
A doe-doe bird believes that humans can communicate with gorillas and goes to the zoo to try. A nin-com-poop also believes that humans can communicate with gorillas, goes to the jungle and starts an argument with one!
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